We’ve all been there…
Accused of being naughty with our significant others by our friends, co-workers and family members. Don’t we wish they would stop acting so immature after every shoulder mount session? I gave it some thought on the comparisons between the two. I’m sure scaly, scarred, purple skin isn’t an indicator of a hickey. Gross.
And I guess if you want to hide your real one, you can always have you partner lovebite you in a “pole bruise” area. ;)